this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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