I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I dreamt Michael Jackson dropped his pants in front of me and I had to ignore it.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
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What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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