I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
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