Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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