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I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
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