I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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