school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
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You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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