even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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