Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
She announced her abortion via fbk
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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