Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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