sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
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