so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
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Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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