Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
tonight lets celebrate not being married
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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