Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
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Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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