So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
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I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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