I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
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They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
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