Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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