Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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