Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
Randomize
