eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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