Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
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Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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