dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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