U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
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my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
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Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
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