yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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