based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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