If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
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Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
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