dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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