i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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