I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
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You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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