Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I need to sanitize my soul.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
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