maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
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I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
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Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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