Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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