another moral hangover. fuck.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
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It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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