i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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