The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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