I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
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Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
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I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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