what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
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Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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