What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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