He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
No I am not eating basil off your cock
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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