How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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