She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
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Couch. On fire.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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