At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
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Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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