If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
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honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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