she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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