Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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