No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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