We won't sleep together?
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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