I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
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I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
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Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
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