Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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