She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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