singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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