Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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