giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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