Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
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There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
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Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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