No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
Randomize
