I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
